Things to look forward to after graduation…

With graduation rapidly approaching in May, here are just a few of the perks to look forward to:

1.  Jury Duty

Honestly though, I think I’ve used the excuse of being a student too many times.  I think there’s a limit on how many times you can postpone it.

2.  Life Without Medical Insurance

My dad’s insurance only covers me as long as I’m a student.  Hope I don’t have a heart attack or get Swine Flu!

3.  Paying Full Price for Movies

Is a life without student discount even worth living?

4.  No Longer Using the Label of “Starving Student”

Now I’ll just be “Starving Unemployed”

5.  Binge Drinking Becoming a Problem

Everyone binge drinks during college.  After college, there’s another term for binge drinking… Alcoholism

Charles Shaw to the Rescue!!!

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